![]() My wife looking at me with cotton dipped in vicks vapo-rub shoved into each nostril My prize hunting dog unable to track due to the horrific stench of my bowels. However the unforeseen events that followed include but are not limited to: Well I bought these fully well knowing the consequences of my actions. Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery I write this in the hopes that future generations will break the cycle and never have to live through what happened to me in the harrowing hours that were to come. I thought the things people said about sugar free gummies were exaggerated. I weighed 189 before I ate these, I'm now a skeleton "What have you done?" "We still have 2 hours left." "Please divert this plane." ![]() I could feel their questions and comments. These were daughters, mothers, and children looking at me. Letting just the slightest airflow from that bathroom to the main cabin possible. ![]() Apparently the seal to the bathroom was not air tight. Opening the door, I saw the faces looking back at me. Then it got worse.I washed my hands, and threw water in my face to calm me down. It would come and go over a few minutes so I thought nothing of it. You do not want to fart on a plane so you hold it in. Haribo SUGAR FREE Classic Gummi Bears, 1 Lb
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